a teleporting cat. It’s just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else
It’s a compliment if you tell a photographer their photos looks like paintings, but it’s also a compliment if you tell a painter their paintings look like photos.
Gays never give mediocre advice. If a gay person says you should do something, it's either a message from the heavens or it's absolute horseshit.
me: i know we just met but im in love with you
stray cat whos letting me pet her: meow meow meow








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